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Monday, November 3, 2014

My dad....

Master called me on skype when I was in bed. I only had my cell phone with me so I figured I should answer him even though I had no idea how to mute it...

Just my luck, that one of the first things he heard was my dad telling me to bribe my mom to use her money to get us a pizza. My dad just also happened to say that he would give my mom oral sex if she got us pizza...

My dad is the reason why my parents have never meet any of my boyfriends...

He doesnt know how to talk around other people and always ends up saying something stupid and embarrassing

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